Thing 1 not Thing 2

The Thing 1: Money changes everything

Great Ben Grimm dialogue by Dan Slott. "the pug-ugliest member of the Fantastic Four" "this yahoo busts into his lab and makes off with his latest whoseyshatsit"

Ben Grimm has recently become one of the worlds wealthiest men, dating actress and going to posh parties. Spidey comments that "he's a regular guy..not to cavort with actresses and supermodels?" Mary Jane quickly replies "What's wrong with actresses and supermodels?"

My favorite panel shows The Thing wearing Incredible Hulk slippers!
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