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Wednesday, October 19

Zombie preparedness

Several sources lead me to believe that we need to be prepared for an all out zombie attack, tied to The Walking Dead comic, 28 days later and...

Recently I bought the book The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead , and am trying to remember these lessons in case of attack.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Organize before they rise!
They feel no fear, why should you?
Use your head: cut off theirs.
Blades don't need reloading.
Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
No place is safe, only safer.
The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Also, today's The Onion headline is Study Reveals Pittsburgh unprepared for full-scale zombie attack . "tens of thousands of Pittsburgh citizens live in close proximity to a cemetary".


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